Spring break is here

This week was a bear. I'm not sure if it was because of the impending break or what. What I can say is I'm thankful to God that 245pm got here without incidents. Hope I didn't peel out when I left.

Anyway, I had time to write a little primer for how to fully enjoy your Spring break

  • Block all your coworkers/parents emails and phone numbers
  • Put your work badge under that stack of good reading you have
  • Send all your professional clothes to the dry cleaners and put the claim check with your badge
  • If anyone asks you about your job just walk away
  • Stay away from kids for the next week, unless its your own kids
  • LEAVE ALL PAPERS AT SCHOOL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GRADE THAT STUFF ANYWAY!
  • Grow a beard just in case you run into one of your parents at Target. Might a bad idea if you're a lady.
  • Shop in a different area, maybe different state
  • Think about work only when your co-workers are  able to reach you
  • Enjoy every second of your break, its a blessing to work and even more so to rest from our labors

 Have a great Spring Break, you deserve it! 

 

 

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