Back for round 2 of some comedy from Room #157. If I didn't have the best class in the world some of these would make me cry.
You have 99 pencils and none are sharpened. But you want to sharpen them all?!
I'm so glad your homework folder is safe at home. I certainly wouldn't want some random person to stuff homework in it. I'm glad you left it at home. Thanks.
Yeah, that sealed enveloped addressed to your mom. Sure you can open that in class and start reading it…A LOUD.
I haven't seen the outside of my house in the daylight all week.
Centers time AKA Chinese fire drill.
Carpet time AKA Rugby shrum.
#dutyfreeLunchcopyingplanningmeetingrestroomconference time rocks!
Sure feel free to use up the entire box of tissues in one day. No problem. *Notice that as soon as the last tissue is used NO ONE "sneezes" again.
I'm sure you gained a lot of insight from that book that took you .23 seconds to read. Do you mind taking maybe a few minutes to re read it rather than run back to the book center?
Why do you have to josslte and tussle over EVERYTHING?
Why did I bring this work home? Am I really going to do any of it?
I could build a new island with the amount of pencil shavings and eraser shavings you all produce in a week. You don't have to erase everything, that's why it's called scratch paper.
Observation day (say this with a smile and tightly clenched teeth) SityourselfdownandyoubetternotaskanysillyquestionsorI'mgoingtoputyouindetentionuntilyourgrandkidscanvote!